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5 Serious Things You Should Know Before Granny Dating

Posted by on Apr 27, 2016

hot granny dating ukIf you’re on the hunt for a super hot older woman to show you a few new tricks in the bedroom and blow your mind, let me first tell you this – if you’re not man enough for the task, you won’t last five minutes.

You need to be able to keep up with these older women if you want to keep them on side – older women, just like myself, are not easily pleased, and the half-assed performance you put in with the 20-something girls of your own generation, won’t be enough to keep me, and women like me, satisfied.

Granny’s – they aren’t easy targets.

That’s the first thing you should get out of your head. You can’t just run up to a fitter, older woman and tell her you’re taking her to bed because life doesn’t work like that. She has her pick of the bunch, especially on those granny dating sites, especially if she keeps herself looking good, as I do. I’m joined up to a couple of those websites and let me tell you this – the competition is fierce and plentiful. I’m never short of younger, male admirers.

They want to feel young again!

They’ve just spent a number of years in a marriage that may have come to an end for one reason for another. They’ve been a wife, a mother, a grandmother, and now they want to be something else – they want to be themselves. They want to be able to explore and have fun in the bedroom, and make up for all those years they wasted with boring, military-position sex that only happened once a week and on special occasions. That’s where you come in – you are there to make them feel young again. So do it – don’t try to be their older, boring husbands, be yourself! Be young, be energetic, and above all else, be fun.

They won’t mother you

Right, they really won’t. They’ve had their kids, they don’t want their younger lover to become their next big kid. They won’t do your laundry, and they won’t cook your dinner. They want you to pleasure them in bed, so you can’t expect to keep the passion alive by leaving your dirty pants at hers for her to wash and iron. Be a man. We want a younger lover, not another child!

They won’t be clingy, that’s for sure!

If you want a girlfriend that you can check up on, to know where she is all the time, and the same be said for her and your whereabouts, you’re barking up the wrong tree here. The Granny won’t be checked up on. In fact, she’ll hate that. She has her own life, and you fit in where you fit in. It’s as simple as that. If you want to be clingy, find yourself a younger guy. It’s as simple as that.

She’s not just looking for a one night stand.

If you play your cards right, and show her all the right moves, you could have yourself a very regular booty call. She’s not looking for sex with random multiple partners all the time. It’s nice to know you have one guy that you can trust, to have fun with whenever you have the time to. It’s exhausting having to chat someone up online and get to know them for a couple of days just to get a great night out of it. Keep her happy and you’ve got the perfect long-term sex-based relationship on your hands. What more could the average younger guy want?

So before you start your Granny dating quest, before you try to seduce that hot, older GILF into your bedroom, make sure you know what you’re doing. She’ll have no problems in ditching you if you’re not the full package, and there’s plenty more where you came from! 😉